No
matter how important or trivial, news item concerning the 'highest office'
always grabs an 'eye-ball'. In a recent Whatsapp transcript between untraceable
source(s) on one end and the 'Office of the President' on the other, that this
writer chanced upon by sheer coincidence, has kept the best 'code-breakers' and
'deciphers' we have at our disposal into a tizzy.
Sources
closed to the 'Red House' (functionally akin to the White House) who refused to
be named told our reporters that the transcript is 'classified' and a 'rare
treasure' and added that if ever the code is deciphered and made accessible to
the public could, in the long run, prove to be fatal for the President himself.
Red House legal experts however argued that it (transcript) can't be used as
evidence against the President in a court of law. In all likelihood, charges
against the President if ever pressed/ made appears to be unlikely. (Don't
worry, I don't even get what it means).
Few
hours in the wake of the 'rare discovery' & the unnecessary brouhaha it
generated, oppositions confirmed 'skeletons' would be tumbling out of the
closet hence forth. One sleuth handling the Investigating Agency that keeps a
tab on the President's movement ever since he assumed office last spring said
"it's very unfortunate" and went on to add "what transpired
behind close doors of the Red House should not, under any circumstances, be
made public and it is in the best interest of the print and electronic media to
let 'the best kept secrets' what it primarily ought to be".
Following
these untoward development, Mr. President addressed the 'Press Conference' held
at B'putra Mess this morning and clarified the news doing the round over his
alleged hands in this whole madness, "everything has been blown out of
proportion" he was quoted as saying. He also stated that "he find it
personally amusing to see this 'piece of crap' (news) everywhere and the furore
it generated completely unnecessary".
For the first time, Mr. President faces the
criticism upfront and went a step further telling the anxious reporters that
"he was, in a candid Whatsapp chat, lavishing his praises upon three
ladies viz Lyna Misao, Neiboi Sitlhouand D Cecilia
Haokip dressing up
'hindustani' for Ganga Hostel Nite and giving some fashion tips and nothing
beyond that". He lamented the fact that in his pursuit to cater privacy to
the masses he had to resort to his own privacy being infiltrated.
This
revelation proved to be genuine the 'code-breakers' confirmed. And now, the
media and the agency handling this 'breaking news' are left 'red-faced' for
this mediocrity. Spokesperson of the President said "the President has
undivided attention for both the sexes; the fairer sex has long been neglected
and prejudiced. The President's attention in this aspect is a small step in the
right direction toward the upliftment of the status of women" he added. He
also further stated that "First lady, who ever she'll be, has a role in
this new found interest of Mr. President'.
This
reports, in hindsight, time and again proved that news reporters these days are
daring and raring to go untether/berserk to scoop up such story as silly as
these. On the other hand, criticism were pouring in from all quarters saying in
'one voice' that it was a publicity stunt on the part of the Office of the
President to put the beleaguered 'head of the state' into the limelight.
This
'crap writer' tenders an apology to CH family for writing this report which
could have been ignored right away but for the sake of 'something is better
than nothing' and for 'news sake' he sincerely felt it his duty to disappoint
you once again with this long 'piece of crap' like it was in CH heyday…..
