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Kimrose bitten by Campus dog

The world on Monday came to a sudden standstill when the news broke out that CH celebrity Kimrose was bitten by a stray dog in JNU campus. Fans across the globe were seen tweeting and praying for her speedy recovery thanks to twitter and facebook. Thousands of her admirer throng Lohit hostel, JNU late Monday evening to catch a glimpse of the wow! girl to see if she's doing ok. A well known physician and family doctor of the star by the name of Dr. Nehcha  has been reportledly flown from Manchap Kholui to attend to her right after the Prime Minister of India break his silence and intervene.

 Much to the relief of the crowd outside Lohit hostel the doctor pose for the paparazzi and spoke to the news reporter saying that she is in safe hands and is now recuperating. He was quoted as saying to the celeb as "na ui behseh jeh a uichan nape ahi e". The google translation of what (medical advice he'd given) he said  to her read 'NOT FOUND'.

The tea vendor at Lohit, where the celeb stays, who refused to be named said that winter this year has come a tad too early and chilly following the celeb's being bitten by a stray dog. The netizens especially her fans across the globe has created a facebook group named 'JUSTICE FOR KIMROSE' and within few minutes of its creation it has a whopping 20,000 members and is still counting.

A source close to CH family stated that CH family members has been at the receiving end of this menace over the past several years. He also said that it's nothing new and Kimrose is victim # 4. Only this time the dog bit a celeb and a female. All of the last three victims after the dog bite were speculated to pee raising one leg and at every standing post but thanks to reputed physicians in AIIMS that such speculations were just speculation and didn't come true.

However, this time speculation of such nature has been left to your imagination. The bottom line is 'Get well soon Kimrose' somebody wanted you well to get his documents from Room # 001, SLL & CS.

( The above post does bear resemblance to some people living not dead and isn't fictitious... and readers discretion and  'it's only in lighter vein, nothing to be taken seriously or otherwise' tag is hereby advised)

CH- Clash of the Titans!


Grapevine has it that CH celeb mademoiselle Kimrose Suantak became the latest victim of stray dogs that has over the years infested the campus. Sources confirmed that she was bitten by a dog at her feet.
This is the fourth incident that has had befell upon CH family members and the first after CH successfully played peace-maker between the unruly migrant (stray dogs) and the blind scholars of JNU two years ago.
The PA of the victim has filed a petition in CH Kangaroo court to punish the culprit without showing any sign of mercy.

The matter however will be addressed in CH kangaroo court once the victim could make her appearance in the court to give a detail account of the circumstances leading to the  unfortunate incident.
A birdie, on the other hand confided, our correspondent at undisclosed location today that the family's much favored by nomination so far (for CH new editor) Nehcha @Nehkho Migimnei Vohkamsim was quoted as saying to the victim and his arch rival Kimrose as " na ui behseh jeh a uichan nape ahi e". ( Loose translation-"You stink so much that's why dog bit you").

Our CH political pundits are of the view that this statement of his (Nehcha) will seriously affect his run up to the poll for CH new editor.

The third nominee Kipgen Mangboi has of late been keeping a low profile. Nobody, even people close to him knows nothing of his plans and his scheme of things. He is rumored to have been doing what he is best at- to keep us in the dark and guessing.

Will Kimrose capitalise on this incident and turn the table in her favor? or will Nehcha proved his critics wrong? or Will Mangboi break his silence and come out in the open to restore our faith in him and Liverpool.
Well, the answer to these intriguing questions remains to be seen... only time will tell.

Special correspondent.