Campus Huilhi

CH- Clash of the Titans!


Grapevine has it that CH celeb mademoiselle Kimrose Suantak became the latest victim of stray dogs that has over the years infested the campus. Sources confirmed that she was bitten by a dog at her feet.
This is the fourth incident that has had befell upon CH family members and the first after CH successfully played peace-maker between the unruly migrant (stray dogs) and the blind scholars of JNU two years ago.
The PA of the victim has filed a petition in CH Kangaroo court to punish the culprit without showing any sign of mercy.

The matter however will be addressed in CH kangaroo court once the victim could make her appearance in the court to give a detail account of the circumstances leading to the  unfortunate incident.
A birdie, on the other hand confided, our correspondent at undisclosed location today that the family's much favored by nomination so far (for CH new editor) Nehcha @Nehkho Migimnei Vohkamsim was quoted as saying to the victim and his arch rival Kimrose as " na ui behseh jeh a uichan nape ahi e". ( Loose translation-"You stink so much that's why dog bit you").

Our CH political pundits are of the view that this statement of his (Nehcha) will seriously affect his run up to the poll for CH new editor.

The third nominee Kipgen Mangboi has of late been keeping a low profile. Nobody, even people close to him knows nothing of his plans and his scheme of things. He is rumored to have been doing what he is best at- to keep us in the dark and guessing.

Will Kimrose capitalise on this incident and turn the table in her favor? or will Nehcha proved his critics wrong? or Will Mangboi break his silence and come out in the open to restore our faith in him and Liverpool.
Well, the answer to these intriguing questions remains to be seen... only time will tell.

Special correspondent.